Mydoom.F Strikes iSeries Shops


Mydoom.F has made life more difficult for some iSeries operators.FEBRUARY 25, 2004—A new variant of the Mydoom worm began making its way around the Internet last Friday, and this particularly nasty worm has already caused a great deal of damage to users—including iSeries shops—thanks to its ability to delete files.

W32/Mydoom.f@MM, or simply Mydoom.F, is a mass-mailing and share-hopping worm based upon the original Mydoom code. The second variation, Mydoom.B, dropped the worm’s code making it readily available to virus writers. Experts believe that Mydoom.F originates from a different author than the original.

Like earlier variants of Mydoom, this new worm launches distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks, this time against Microsoft and the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). In addition, Mydoom.F searches for and deletes files on local and mapped drives. Primarily the worm targets images files and Microsoft Word and Excel documents and searches for extensions .bmp, .avi, .jpg, .sav, .xls, .doc, and .mdb. The worm runs in a loop and deletes additional files on each pass.

Mapped drives need not be physically located on the infected system in order to be affected by Mydoom.F. Drives located on other platforms that can house Windows files can be equally affected.

Bytware, Inc., the Reno, Nevada-based developer of StandGuard Anti-Virus for the IBM eServer iSeries, has been contacted by several iSeries shops that have suffered data loss caused by Mydoom.F infection of networked PCs. The iSeries is generally viewed as invulnerable to viruses. A common practice of scanning the iSeries with a Windows PC through a mapped drive can open a door for worms and viruses to the iSeries.

In addition to file deletion and DDoS attacks, the Mydoom.F worm opens TCP port 1080, and additional ports in the range of 3000 to 5000, in an attempt to allow the author access to infected machines.

Mydoom.F arrives as an e-mail attachment of a variety of files types, including .zip. Upon identifying shared or mapped drives, the worm makes copies of itself as .zip archives or .exe files in different directories using random file names. It also propagates by harvesting e-mail addresses from infected systems and mass mailing itself using its own SMTP engine.

Most AV vendors have added definitions for Mydoom.F and experts urge users to update their anti-virus software and to protect all systems, including non-Windows platforms that may act as file servers and are attached to Windows PCs via mapped drives.

For more information about Mydoom.F, visit the Network Associates Virus Information Library at http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_101038.htm

For more information about iSeries anti-virus protection, visit the main StandGuard Anti-Virus page.




Japanese Scientists Create Robot Stand-up Comic

TOKYO -- Long known for their technological prowess and creativity, scientists in Japan have created the world's first robot capable of telling jokes. Debuting next month in pubs in the popular Tokyo entertainment district of Roppongi, the new robot—dubbed Joku—promises to fire off one-liners as well as more complex, humorous yarns.

"This is something we building towards for many years," said Ichiro Hayashi, lead scientist on Joku's development team. "Robots who build cars or play trumpet are nice... and they are useful... but the goal from beginning has been to break into comedy."

Hayashi goes on to explain how Joku works. "Using Sony memory stick, we load Joku-san with a collection of jokes provided by some of world's best comics. Particularly popular with test audience has been the 'You might be a robot if...' jokes."

But Joku is not limited to pre-selected material from human comics. Using the latest in artificial intelligence, Joku is able to develop its own material. What comes out is very original, as humans have never before been able to look into the robot psyche.

Joku gave its first performance for a test audience on March 19. A few highlights of the performance included:

"Nice to see you all tonight. You know, the other day I was on queue at the theater when someone walked up to me and said, 'Excuse me buddy, what are you going to see tonight?' I responded to his query, '01101001100!' "

"Have you ever noticed how some people ask the dumbest questions? Last weekend I was at this party and some women approached me. One of them said, 'So are you a robot or something?' Obviously, my response was '1100100110011!' "

Hayashi says that some members of the audience did not get the punchline to Joku's stories. "We've had a bit of problem with binary translation," explained the scientist. "It happens mostly when Joku tries to wrap up a long story. We've encouraged him to stick to "You might be a robot if..." jokes, such as:

"If you have on metal and it is not your clothing, you might be a robot."

"If your idea of a soothing bath includes rolling in oil, you might be a robot."

"If your favorite insult involves the term 'motherboard,' you might be a robot."

"If you have the hots for the Enterprise's computer, you might be a robot."

"If your favorite numbers are 0 and 1,  you might be a robot."

"If you rust in the rain, you might be a robot."

"If you were born with a 3-year warranty, you might be a robot."

"If you wake up in the middle of the night yelling 'Danger! Danger!' you might be a robot."

"If your resume contains the phrase 'can build cars on command,' you might be a robot."

If you're interested in seeing Joku first-hand, Hayashi says that performances will be opened up to the general public on April 6. The debut will take place at the Almond Cafe in Roppongi.







Martian Methane: What Does it All Mean?

PASADENA, CA --
The continuing odyssey that is the Mars missions has handed scientists yet another surprise: the discovery of methane in the Martian atmosphere.



The recent discovery by the European Space Agency's Mars Express has been confirmed by ground-based teams here on Earth using the world's most powerful telescopes. NASA scientist Michael Mumma of Goddard Space Flight Center and Vladimir Krasnopolosky of the Catholic University of America have both obtained the same readings as Mars Express: methane in the quantity of 10.5 parts per billion on the Red Planet.

On Earth methane enters the atmosphere through volcanic activity, through seeping from fissures, and from mathanogenic bacteria which produce the gas a waste product. The same sources would apply to Mars, but scientists have thus far been unable to say which is the actual source.

A number of spacecraft now orbit Mars, and none have detected volcanic activity. This has led many to lean towards the presence of microbial life on the planet -- a discovery that would be truly sensational.

"I think the first possibility, volcanism, is probably best," explained Augustin Chicarro, project scientist for the ESA Mars Express mission. "Volcanism has not been ruled out as a modern phenomena on Mars."

The possibility of long-ago comet impacts has also been suggested as a source for the methane. But methane has a short lifespan in the Martian atmosphere and would need to be replenished every hundred years or so.

All of these possibilities are scientifically significant, but perhaps none more so than the one no one is talking about: Martian cows.

"The scientists at NASA and ESA seem to be forgetting that one of the biggest sources of atmospheric methane on Earth is cow flatulance," said Jacob Campbell, an offical with the Global Dairy Association. "They talk about volcanoes and comets and microbes, but did they ever stop to look for cows?"

Herds of cattle on the Red Planet would indeed be sensational, and with no hard evidence of life on Mars of any kind, the idea that bovine flocks could be roaming the Martian deserts is a bit hard to swallow.

Not deterred, however, California cheesemakers are already gearing up to license out their popular slogan. "Martian Cows are Happy Cows" is expected to be as big a hit as the Real California Cheese campaign.



"We know it will be a big hit," promises Campbell.

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